My resolutions -- as given to me by today's meme

Gakked from Redaxe:

In 2007, osewalrus resolves to...
Buy new lonebears.
Start a sca fund.
Ask my boss for a fianaclare.
Spend more time with my sdms.
Become a better lensman.
Be nicer to figmo.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions: