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A little light Rosh Hashanah humor

Conversation from shul:

"Should one use ugli fruit for shehechianu? Seems like a bad siman."

Person with tanage daughters: "We regard dates as a good simon."
Me: "But you shouldn't serve them with passion fruit."

My brother shmuel, on the joke that cracked us up all day today:
On learning that the new motto for Yeshiva University is "To Serve Humankind"
"Sefer Yetzirah ----- IT'S A COOK BOOK!!"

(Beat "Manna is people.")
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