1. I'm gong to cosplay as a EULA.
2. You want me to run filking?
3. Please tell me you don't have a Dealer Room.
4. I plan to run a LARP called "actually enforce consumer protection." Can I get your staff to play?
And the most important thing not to say to an FTC Commissioner when she asks you about PrivacyCon is ---
5. You understand, your event does not get cooler just because you put "con" at the end, right?