OTOH, this is just because it was fun:
'Tis Brilig, and the Bandwidth Hogs do gyre and gimbel on the 'net.
All mimsy is the Q-O-S, so who knows what you'll get.
Beware the TorrentPhreak my son,
The peers that peer, the files that share
Beware the video stream and shun
The frumious VOIP-o-ware
From: "Of Bandwidth Hogs, QoS, and Regulatory Chameleons"