November 22nd, 2005

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This would make such a cool conspiracy/sf plot

The Cassini probe is really a plot to "stellate" Saturn. The Free Masons and other Illuminati in on the plot will use Cassini's plutonium fuel to trigger a fission explosion. This, in turn, will create a fusion reaction that will ignite Saturn into a small sun.

the motivation appears to be terraforming Saturn's moons, particularly Titan. I expect that is where the Illuminati intend to flee when Earth's resources are used up.

I read it on the internet so it must be true.