October 30th, 2008

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A slight revision of Exodus 32

And the investors did gather unto Paulson saying: "Let us make for ourselves a god to go before us, for this man Bush, who raised us up to a 14,000 Dow, we do not know what has become of him!"

And Paulson did say unto them: "Gather up all your gold and bring it to me. Take it from your wives and even from your children, and bring it to me." And the people did gather up $700 billion, and simply handed it to him. And Paulson threw it into a great pot, and fashioned a golden Bull, and he declared "a holiday to the Dow tomorrow." And the people rose the next day, and brought offerings, and the people settled to eat and drink and make merry.

(thanks to mamadeb for the pointer).
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I just love local television . . . .

This is so bad, it's good.

Mind you, this is more intelligent than the recent interview I just heard on NPR, wherein McCain spokescritter Nicolle Wallace ends up crediting Joe the Plumber for calling Obama a "socialist" and, despite continued reminders by interviewer Michelle Norris that McCain is actually running for President. Wallace ends up waxing rhapsodical about Joe, especially "his words and wisdom," rather than actually talk about what John McCain said.

It's sad when pooping cats make more sense than the campaign's official spokesperson.