A slight revision of Exodus 32
And the investors did gather unto Paulson saying: "Let us make for ourselves a god to go before us, for this man Bush, who raised us up to a 14,000 Dow, we do not know what has become of him!"
And Paulson did say unto them: "Gather up all your gold
and bring it to me. Take it from your wives and even from your children
, and bring it to me." And the people did gather up $700 billion, and simply handed it to him. And Paulson threw it into a great pot, and fashioned a golden Bull
, and he declared "a holiday to the Dow tomorrow." And the people rose the next day, and brought offerings
, and the people settled to eat and drink and make merry
(thanks to mamadeb
for the pointer).