Two rather humorous tweets, which these two in particular will enjoy (I think).
From Condescending Wonka:
"What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit."
From Dylan Beatie
"The 11 in C++11 refers to the number of legs that have now been nailed onto the dog whilst attempting to build a better octopus."