osewalrus (osewalrus) wrote,

Quick before shabbos

I vowed I would not buy food from Shalom's again, so I am breaking out the crockpot for tomorrow.

Things heard in Fatah HQ yesterday:

"Why did we think Mahmud Abas was the "electable" one?"

"I knew hiring Bob Schrum was a mistake."

"So, Paris or the Cayman Islands?"

"When you reformat, it destroys ALL the stuff on the hardrive, right?"

"I'm gonna quit politics and start selling burkhas. I think it's the next growth industry in the PA."

"What was our Swiss account number and password again?"

And most popular thing overheard . . .

"Actually, I wasn't really that invovled in the Fatah organization. I don't even think I attended meetings."

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