Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency

You will be given instructions by me, your evil overlord. Remember to keep hands and feet visible at all times, especially if they are bing carried off by faithful zombies. It will be much harder to retrieve them if they get mixed in with the general pile.

Thank you. Had this been an actual Zombie Emergency, John Coulter would be played incessantly. Remember, in the event of a real zombie emergency, obey my orders and no one gets hurt.