My new evil aphorisms
I've decided to start a new collection I call Chicken Soup for the Evil Genius Soul IF YOU HAD ONE!!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
It helps if you shout the parts in all caps.
If I have seen far, it is only because I HAVE MERCILIOUSLY SLAIN ALL THOSE WHO STOOD IN MY WAY, MADE A HEAP OF THEIR CORPSES, AND STEPPED ON THEIR DEAD SHOULDERS!
If life gives you lemons CRUSH THEM! SQUEEZE THE LAST DROP OF LIFE-GIVING JUICE FROM THEM! CAST ASIDE THE WORTHLESS, DESICATED HUSKS! Then mix with water and sugar to mae a delightfully refreshing and tasty beverage.
Always looking for more . . .
It helps if you shout the parts in all caps.
If I have seen far, it is only because I HAVE MERCILIOUSLY SLAIN ALL THOSE WHO STOOD IN MY WAY, MADE A HEAP OF THEIR CORPSES, AND STEPPED ON THEIR DEAD SHOULDERS!
If life gives you lemons CRUSH THEM! SQUEEZE THE LAST DROP OF LIFE-GIVING JUICE FROM THEM! CAST ASIDE THE WORTHLESS, DESICATED HUSKS! Then mix with water and sugar to mae a delightfully refreshing and tasty beverage.
Always looking for more . . .