osewalrus (osewalrus) wrote,
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My new evil aphorisms

I've decided to start a new collection I call Chicken Soup for the Evil Genius Soul IF YOU HAD ONE!!!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

It helps if you shout the parts in all caps.


If I have seen far, it is only because I HAVE MERCILIOUSLY SLAIN ALL THOSE WHO STOOD IN MY WAY, MADE A HEAP OF THEIR CORPSES, AND STEPPED ON THEIR DEAD SHOULDERS!

If life gives you lemons CRUSH THEM! SQUEEZE THE LAST DROP OF LIFE-GIVING JUICE FROM THEM! CAST ASIDE THE WORTHLESS, DESICATED HUSKS! Then mix with water and sugar to mae a delightfully refreshing and tasty beverage.

Always looking for more . . .
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