W00T. Go me.
Release the balloons.
Actually, we came in a respectable 6th, getting merely beaten rather than destroyed by TechCrunch. Still, given that Ars Technica does both real reporting and policy analysis, it comes as no surprise that they whomped us good.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to wrap myself in my tattered shreds of dignity, go home, and sob hysterically until I melt into a sad little puddle of self-pity until restored by my snuggly kittehs.