Boo Ya! In your face Joss Whedon! Whose your mare now!
Take my love, take my name Colbert will always win the game
Joss may think he knows the score, but he can't beat Colbert Report
Your show is done, it won't come back, credits roll and fade to black
We'll go where none has gone before, 'cause you can't beat Colbert Report
[bridge, run clips of Tek Jansen]
We showed individuality, when we crushed Serenity
We even stole your theme song's score, to sing praises of Colbert Report