Link Harvest: Apple Releases Fastest iPhone Yet, Visible Ony to Most Loyal Customers
From the Onion, in response to Apple's warning that loyal customers don't hack their phones.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only?utm_source=a-section
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/apple_claims_new_iphone_only?utm_source=a-section