My apology to Stephen Colbert

Stephen, I just want to say, that I believe all of us in the "Chosen Nation" have an obligation to watch the Colbert Report every night. So I want to apologize for sometimes TIVOing instead of watching live. I also need to apologize for the fact that sometimes, on "mikvah night," I even forget to watch it at all.

I promise this year to do much better, and may we all prove worthy to watch the Colbert Report in Jerusalem.