osewalrus (osewalrus) wrote,
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New "Vote Republican Ad"

[Scene little girl and her mom. Make as "whitebread America" as possible without being over the top.]

Girl: Mommy, does Jesus want us to lie?

Mom (somewhat scandalized): No!

Girl: Does Jesus want us to blame others for our sins?

Mom: Of course not!

Girl: Does Jesus want us to take bribes and do special favors for our friends?

Mom: No!

Girl: Does Jesus want me to talk about sex on the internet with grown ups?

Mom: No! Why would you even think such things?!

Girl: Then why do you and Daddy keep saying Jesus wants us to vote Republican?

Vote Republican [barking dog] Good Girl!
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