List member 1: [in a discussion about gaming certain laws] "Yes, and there places in the world where if a man catches another man with his wife, he gets half the other mans cows. It doesn't take long for a crafty couple to lock down all the cows in the village."
List Member 2: It is mathematically impossible to lock down all the cows in the village this way.
Me: Yes, this is known as Xeno's Cow-adox.
(from a different conversation)
A Smores code. It's the way marshmallows and chocolate communicate. And you know who invented it? Alexander Graham Cracker.