Jonathon Coulton Should Do PSA For CDC

The CDC has published this handy guide for how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

I don't wanna nitpick Tom, but is this really your plan -
Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's okay for now,
But someday you'll be out of food and guns,
And you'll have to make the call.
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough -
You never had the head for all that 'bigger picture' stuff.
But Tom, that's what I do,
And I plan on eating you, slowly.

But if Tom had only followed CDC's instructions, he wouldn't be waiting to be zombie chow!