Buuuuurrrrppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man, so this is why goyim eat this "bacon" thing -- and die of heart attacks. I'm assuming the lamb bacon and the pig thing are pretty close. If they aren't DO NOT TELL ME. let me cherish my illusions.

Anyway, those little fat strips turn out to be a heck of a lot more filling than I anticipated. I did not see how two sunny side up eggs and several strips of these things can hold you. But man, the fat in these things! And people put these things on cheeseburgers?