osewalrus (osewalrus) wrote,

The Best Thing About Rick Perry Running for President

Am now using the #heywheresperry tag to make bad Phineas and Ferb jokes about Rick Perry. this annoys my family no end. Next up, a campaign song based on Perry Come Home.

Perry, you are the Tea Party's greatest friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from our favorite gun store

Oh Perry, we love you more than big tax breaks
We love the way you handle snakes
We love you more than all candidates mentioned before

Oh Perry, you are so extraordinary!
Please say you're running already!
So we can stop backing Romney

So please run Perry, Please run Perry, Please run!

Oh, there are you are Perry!

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