Perry, you are the Tea Party's greatest friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from our favorite gun store
Oh Perry, we love you more than big tax breaks
We love the way you handle snakes
We love you more than all candidates mentioned before
Oh Perry, you are so extraordinary!
Please say you're running already!
So we can stop backing Romney
So please run Perry, Please run Perry, Please run!
Oh, there are you are Perry!
