osewalrus (osewalrus) wrote,
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Things that will make my child wince

Shouting: "Gold! I've discovered gold!" while shoveling out the cat box.

"Hello human child. Do not suspect your progenitor was replaced with a lifelike replica so he could save an alien race over the weekend."

"How long until our cats die and I have my living room back?"
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