My go to answer
I use this all the time now. It makes me sound all Zen-profound-y, assuming the other person has not seen B5.
"Hey, Osewalrus, why are people still boycotting Go Daddy?"
"Osewalrus, why are the House Republicans so obsessed with the Net Neutrality issue? Isn't it time to move on?"
"How the heck is the FCC going to deal with access charge reform for VOIP providers without addressing the question of underlying authority?"
You get the idea . . . .
"Hey, Osewalrus, why are people still boycotting Go Daddy?"
"Osewalrus, why are the House Republicans so obsessed with the Net Neutrality issue? Isn't it time to move on?"
"How the heck is the FCC going to deal with access charge reform for VOIP providers without addressing the question of underlying authority?"
You get the idea . . . .